A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (okay, on May 21, 1980), The Empire Strikes Back introduced the world to Yoda, the oldest, most-powerful, and most syntactically-challenged Jedi knight in the universe. Yoda delighted audiences as he trained Luke Skywalker, launched him into battle against Darth Vader, and died peacefully at age 900, his body becoming one with the Force. Today, his fans remember Yoda by celebrating May 21 as National Talk Like Yoda Day. And celebrating we are this year by talking about taxes!

Hard to believe it is, but taxes lie at the heart of the Star Wars universe. In Episode One: The Phantom Menace, in the very first paragraph of the opening crawl, we learned that taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems was in dispute. The Galactic Senate had imposed taxes to fight interplanetary pirates, and in response, the Trade Foundation had blockaded shipping to Naboo to pressure the Senate into repealing those taxes. The Supreme Chancellor dispatched two Jedi Knights to resolve the dispute… and the adventure began!

Yes, more to the story there is than that. The Sith Lord Darth Sidious — masquerading as Senator Palpatine — used the dispute to seize dictatorial powers, declare himself Emperor, lure Anakin Skywalker to the Dark Side, commission a Death Star factory, and proceed to ravage the Galaxy. But really… dig down deep, past the epic space battles, light saber duels, and colorful aliens inhabiting Mos Eisley’s “wretched hive of scum and villainy” (aka “the bar scene”). At the bottom, it’s just another battle over tariffs. Like the American Revolution or a page from today’s headlines almost it sounds, hrmmm?

The Galactic Senate isn’t the only body levying taxes in the Star Wars universe. On the desert planet of Tatooine, so common it was that Jabba the Hut imposed a tax on murder. The bodies murderers even plotted to cheat the tax by hiding. Smart tax policy on Jabba’s part? Possibly… although probably not sustainable in the long run, yes? That is, unless the Tatooine Department of Tourism manages to make the desert planet appealing enough to attract future victims to emigrate!

There’s even a real-life tax-planning success behind the Star Wars story. Back in 2012, before releasing the final three installments of his saga, creator George Lucas sold his production company Lucasfilm to Disney. Closed the deal he did less than three months before the maximum tax on capital gains was scheduled to jump from 15% to 20%, and the new 3.8% net investment income tax was scheduled to begin. Lucas’s timing saved him around $176 million in earthbound taxes, yes?

Lucas with one last challenge success faces. With somewhere north of $5 billion in assets, he’s facing an estate tax bill the size of a minor outlying planet. But estate planning moves he has. Lucas has signed Bill Gates’ “Giving Pledge,” which encourages wealthy people to donate most of their wealth to charity. Signing the pledge accelerates normal charitable giving into hyperdrive, cutting estate taxes with the power of the Millennium Falcon.

When it comes to saving money on taxes, one thing you must remember there is: plan or plan not. There is no try. Jedi tax help you need. Fortunately, you don’t have to fight your way through an army of stormtroopers to slash your bill. You just have to pick up the phone.

So call us and feel the proactive power of the Force!

Tax Snack: Cut the Tax

Accelerate, You Must — Bonus Depreciation Fading Is

The Empire (aka Congress) is quietly phasing out one of your greatest tax weapons: bonus depreciation.

In 2025, you’re still at 60%. But come 2026? That drops to 40%,  and by 2027, it’s just a ghost of its former self.

Action Play:
Got heavy equipment, vehicles, real estate improvements, or business tech to acquire?

Buy and place it in service before year-end.

Bonus depreciation is “use it or lose it” but it’s disappearing faster than a Jedi at a Sith party.

For real estate pros, pair this with a cost segregation study.

Tax magic, this is.

Dollars & $ense

Jedi Diversify — The Index Force Is Not Alone

The S&P 500 is strutting like it owns the galaxy, but valuations are looking more inflated than Jabba’s ego.

Meanwhile, the Fed’s “higher for longer” stance makes bonds more attractive than they’ve been in years and private credit, opportunity zones, and energy tax plays are ripe for the picking.

Strategic Move:
Slice off a piece of your portfolio and push it into non-correlated assets with real-world yield or tax leverage.

Think like a Jedi outflanking a droid army: when everyone’s charging forward, sometimes the smart move is sideways.

Alternative investments won’t just protect you from volatility, they may be your secret passage to higher alpha in a sideways market.